Yeah, so: I won this! And the judge was Louise Welsh. Fancy! My story is about a man who has a nosebleed. Fancy? Well, apparently! I found out I'd won a couple of days ago, while I was treating Seren to her first viewing of Mean Streets, but I ruined the experience for her by shrieking and going, fucking hell, quite a lot. Big congrats to all the other winners and shortlistees and honourable mentions! And thank you Louise, Amy, and everybody else behind the scenes at Spilling Ink and Unbound Press. Whoop!