I sent off an entry for this a few days ago - gotta love the shady non-specific mention of an indeterminate 'cash-prize'. So now I need something else to keep me busy. I've tried this but it made me feel waaay too murderous.
I have a commission! But I won't be joining the army or mafia, and the European Union won't have me in their executive branch. More's the pity. I better not mess this up, or the internet's affections will cool off.